📰BertCoin Magazine
Meme journalism for the oldest joke in crypto. Est. 2013.
“Matthew is publishing BertCoin Magazine.” — BitcoinTalk #260841, 2013
BERTCOIN MAGAZINE
“Meme journalism for the oldest joke in crypto”
Origins · The Founding Threads
Dogbert Is Satoshi
How two 2013 BitcoinTalk threads accidentally named a dog coin four months before Dogecoin — and drafted a roadmap we are only now building.
Comics · The Villain Arc
A Marketplace For Dumb Criminals
In a 2014 Dilbert strip, Dogbert launches an online marketplace to rob his own users. We built the joke. We did not build the crime.
Society · Join The Ruling Class
The DNRC Returns
Dogbert's New Ruling Class was a real Scott Adams newsletter with half a million members. The Bertverse quietly reopened membership — and this time the badge is a token.
Public Service · Contract Hygiene
Know Your Berts
At least three different Solana tokens answer to some version of "bert." Confusing them is how people lose money. Here is the genuinely useful field guide.