◉ Real software● LiveBuilt by Bruce, 2013
🐾MyBertCoins
Your $BertCoin holdings, rank and net worth. Paste a wallet, feel something.
“Bruce is behind MyBertCoins.” — BitcoinTalk #260841, 2013
The DNRC Ranks
Cosmetic onlyTitles are decorative — earned purely from a wallet’s public $BertCoin balance. No perks, no custody, no financial meaning. Just Dogbert’s New Ruling Class, sorting the Induhviduals from the whales.
| Rank | Title | Min $BertCoin | Vibe |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Induhvidual | 0 | Zero Berts. Blissfully unaware. The DNRC is watching. |
| 2 | DNRC Recruit | 10.00K+ | You hold Berts. Dogbert has noticed. Paperwork pending. |
| 3 | Bert Holder | 100.00K+ | A real bag. You get the joke and you bought it anyway. |
| 4 | Whale of the New Ruling Class | 1.00M+ | 0.1%+ of supply. The pond fears you. Dogbert respects you. |
| 5 | Dogbert Himself | 10.00M+ | 1%+ of supply. Indistinguishable from the dog. Salute. |
Thresholds are tuned against $BertCoin’s ~1B supply: 1M = 0.1% of supply, 10M = 1%. MyBertCoins reads public Solana data via a server-side Helius call and never touches your keys.