▲ Parody◑ BetaBuilt by the forum, 2013
⛰️Mt. Bert
The exchange that definitely won't lose your coins. (It might.)
“I wouldn't be surprised to see a Mt Bert in the very near future.” — BitcoinTalk #260841, 2013
⚠ Not a real exchangeNo deposits · No custody · No coins to lose
BERT/USD$0.00000598500
▲ +65.62% 24h
Vol 24h $3.69K
Live feed · DexScreener
Est. 2013 (aspirationally) · Serving dumb coins to smart dogs · Definitely FDIC-uninsured
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Reminder:Mt. Bert is a parody of Mt. Gox, the exchange that lost ~850,000 BTC. Every “trade,” “deposit” and “withdraw” button below does nothing but tell you the truth. The prices are real. The exchange is not. To buy real $BertCoin, use pump.fun, DexScreener or Jupiter.
Order Book · BERT/USDL2 · SIM
PriceSize (BERT)Total
0.0000061035090,0671,698,479
0.0000060927347,9771,608,412
0.00000608196168,9051,560,435
0.00000607118227,8491,391,530
0.0000060604186,3621,163,681
0.00000604964215,3041,077,319
0.00000603886166,974862,015
0.00000602809144,645695,041
0.00000601732196,302550,396
0.0000060065556,021354,094
0.00000599577298,073298,073
0.00000598500spread 0.36%
0.0000059742391,21791,217
0.00000596345312,411403,628
0.00000595268115,442519,070
0.00000594191260,803779,873
0.0000059311455,720835,593
0.0000059203647,015882,608
0.0000059095974,212956,820
0.00000589882226,3331,183,153
0.00000588804297,5881,480,741
0.00000587727115,8041,596,545
0.00000586650101,0791,697,624
Trade Ticketdemo · no custody
0.00000598500
Est. total$0.00
Buttons don't trade. Mt. Bert holds $0.00 of your money and intends to keep it that way.
Coins Definitely Not Lost
847,302,119,665
$BertCoin secured since 2013* · *that we know of
(number may go down. this is normal. do not panic. panicking won't help.)
Tongue-in-cheek trust badges
- 🔒 Bank-grade security* (*there is no bank)
- 🧊 100% cold storage (the storage is empty, so, technically)
- 📜 Proof of reserves (reserves: vibes)
- 🕰️ Trusted since 2013 (untested since 2013)
- ⛰️ We won't lose your coins (we might)