▲ Parody◑ BetaBuilt by Sonny, 2013

🦟MothLabs

Pre-order your Bert miner. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.

“Sonny is pre-selling miners for MothLabs.” — BitcoinTalk #260841, 2013

▲ NOW PRE-SELLING— the world's first ASIC-style Bert Miner. Produces moths, static, and disappointment at industrial scale. Zero (0) $BertCoin will ever be mined.

Units pre-sold
4,096
none real
$BertCoin mined
0
it's Proof-of-Stake
Moths shipped
unavoidable
Refunds
N/A
nothing was sold

Pick your rig

⚠ ALL TIERS SOLD OUT ⚠
MothLabs™ Rig

Moth Mini

ENTRY
HASHRATE
1.2 KB/s
POWER DRAW
40 W
MOTH OUTPUT
1 moth / hr
ALGORITHM
SHA-Moth 256
COOLING
1x panicked fan
CHAIN SUPPORT
Solana (PoS — n/a)
Pre-order
0.4 SOL
SOLD OUT

Ships never. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.

MothLabs™ Rig

Moth Pro

PRO
HASHRATE
14 MB/s
POWER DRAW
1,450 W
MOTH OUTPUT
6 moths / hr
ALGORITHM
SHA-Moth 256
COOLING
1x panicked fan
CHAIN SUPPORT
Solana (PoS — n/a)
Pre-order
2.1 SOL
SOLD OUT

Ships never. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.

MothLabs™ Rig

Moth MAX — Now With A Second Moth

MAX
HASHRATE
??? PB/s
POWER DRAW
9,001 W
MOTH OUTPUT
2 moths, guaranteed
ALGORITHM
SHA-Moth 256
COOLING
1x panicked fan
CHAIN SUPPORT
Solana (PoS — n/a)
Pre-order
13.7 SOL
SOLD OUT

Ships never. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.

bertminerd — /dev/moth0
$ ./bertminer --tier=pro --please-work
$BERTCOIN MINED THIS SESSION
0.000
hashrate1200 B/smoths ejected0uptime00:00:00chain writes0 (good)
● NOT REAL — imaginary numbers only

The "idle miner," explained

That green terminal is a toy. It increments a number in your browser and does absolutely nothing else — no wallet, no transaction, no value. Close the tab and the "$BertCoin mined" vanishes, because it was never there.

Real mining takes Proof-of-Work. Solana runs Proof-of-Stake. You can no more mine $BertCoin than you can mine a moth. But it goes brrr, so, enjoy.

▲ Parody

This is a joke. Honestly.

MothLabs does not exist. There are no miners, no waitlist, no pre-orders, and definitely no hardware. Nobody is taking your SOL. The specs above are nonsense typed for comedy.

The gag is old: in 2013, on BitcoinTalk #260841, "Sonny" joked about pre-selling miners for MothLabs. We built the landing page 12 years late. That's the entire bit.

The only real thing here is the coin. If you want in on the joke, hold $BertCoin — that's all there is to "buy."

Not financial advice. Not a miner. Not a moth. Not real.