🦟MothLabs
Pre-order your Bert miner. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.
“Sonny is pre-selling miners for MothLabs.” — BitcoinTalk #260841, 2013
▲ NOW PRE-SELLING— the world's first ASIC-style Bert Miner. Produces moths, static, and disappointment at industrial scale. Zero (0) $BertCoin will ever be mined.
Pick your rig
⚠ ALL TIERS SOLD OUT ⚠Moth Mini
- HASHRATE
- 1.2 KB/s
- POWER DRAW
- 40 W
- MOTH OUTPUT
- 1 moth / hr
- ALGORITHM
- SHA-Moth 256
- COOLING
- 1x panicked fan
- CHAIN SUPPORT
- Solana (PoS — n/a)
Ships never. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.
Moth Pro
- HASHRATE
- 14 MB/s
- POWER DRAW
- 1,450 W
- MOTH OUTPUT
- 6 moths / hr
- ALGORITHM
- SHA-Moth 256
- COOLING
- 1x panicked fan
- CHAIN SUPPORT
- Solana (PoS — n/a)
Ships never. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.
Moth MAX — Now With A Second Moth
- HASHRATE
- ??? PB/s
- POWER DRAW
- 9,001 W
- MOTH OUTPUT
- 2 moths, guaranteed
- ALGORITHM
- SHA-Moth 256
- COOLING
- 1x panicked fan
- CHAIN SUPPORT
- Solana (PoS — n/a)
Ships never. Hashrate not guaranteed. Moths included.
The "idle miner," explained
That green terminal is a toy. It increments a number in your browser and does absolutely nothing else — no wallet, no transaction, no value. Close the tab and the "$BertCoin mined" vanishes, because it was never there.
Real mining takes Proof-of-Work. Solana runs Proof-of-Stake. You can no more mine $BertCoin than you can mine a moth. But it goes brrr, so, enjoy.
This is a joke. Honestly.
MothLabs does not exist. There are no miners, no waitlist, no pre-orders, and definitely no hardware. Nobody is taking your SOL. The specs above are nonsense typed for comedy.
The gag is old: in 2013, on BitcoinTalk #260841, "Sonny" joked about pre-selling miners for MothLabs. We built the landing page 12 years late. That's the entire bit.
The only real thing here is the coin. If you want in on the joke, hold $BertCoin — that's all there is to "buy."
Not financial advice. Not a miner. Not a moth. Not real.